Rocket Donkey All Stars

Rocket Donkey All-Stars!

There is a walrus. He rides a donkey. The donkey rides a rocket, and the rocket is blasting. This is the whole of it, and yet it is everything.

You will fly through caverns. You will gather gold. You will, in time, strike a wall and perish - and you will begin again, because something in you demands it.

Thirteen years ago this game was made, in love and in haste, and then quietly set aside. It returns now, renewed!

A global leaderboard, indifferent to your suffering.

Controls simple enough for a child; mastery reserved for the obsessed.

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Art by Mat Whiteley. Music by Fantomenk. ! !