Duck U: Simple Stupid Rage

The game calls you out immediately "Noobs call it clunky and quit in five minutes. This game doesn't care about your feelings. It was built to break you."

This challenging indie platformer takes you on a very difficult ride through frustrating levels with treacherous enemies, platforms and jumps while being reminded of your mistakes. Whether you "jump like a potato" or you’re a "masterpiece of bad timing," the game is ready for you to rage quit.

Quit within 5 minutes = Quick win for the game.
Quit before finishing level one = Ez win for the game.
Rage quit and downvote = The ultimate win for the game.

Are you the 1% who can actually complete it, or just another "rounding error" in the duck's talent pool?